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| User: | maltman (1033408)
Everything is About Hunter Altman
A Hunter Altman Film
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| Name: | Hunter Altman |
| Location: | Nesconset, New York, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1987-07-27 |
| E-mail: | mightymoose21@yahoo.com
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LJ Talk:
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| maltman | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  maltman469 (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  mightymoose21@yahoo.com (Add User, Send Message) |
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The List as of 10/10
FIRST TIER
Thora Birch
Jena Malone
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Zooey Deschanel
Clea DuVall
Naomi Watts
Uma Thurman
Emily Perkins
SECOND TIER
Anna Paquin
Agnes Bruckner
Dominique Swain
Sarah Polley
Katharine Isabelle
Shannyn Sossamon
Alison Lohman
Erika Christensen
THIRD TIER
Chyler Leigh
Ellen Muth
Maria Bello
Rachael Bella
Daveigh Chase
Scarlett Johansson
Catherine Keener
Leelee Sobieski
- Hunter Altman, as drawn by Joe Kimmelman
LIVEJOURNAL WORKS
Poetry
"Steph's Been Pushing Me To Use 'I Think Steph's Hot' As A Title Again"
June 03, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/2412.html
"Curiosity Killed The Cat... But Satisfaction Brought It Back!"
September 15, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/5030.html
"There's an Immediate Care Waiting Room in the Hospital"
June 12, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/2915.html
"Tears"
April 28, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/38840.html
Scripts
"The President Gives a Speech At The End of This Movie" (Anti-Drug PSA for Health)
January 04, 2004
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/6744.html
"This One Has More Tarantino-Esque Pop-Culture References"
November 7, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/5753.html
Uncategorized
"Takeout Chinese for Thanksgiving" - 'blueprint'
November 28, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/6060.html
"Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover"
August 31, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/4472.html
"My Social Worker Called Me A Hippie"
September 9, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/4673.html
"I Have A Balloon On My Floor"
September 29, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/5556.html
Photo Stories
NOTE - Photo Stories 1 and 2 will not work well it seems until I transfer the photos over to a new site. That will... take a while, likely.
"A Picture Says Somewhere Near 74 Words, I'd Say"
December 12, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/6444.html
"Hunter Altman Presents: The Quest For Love/Lust. Brought to you in widescreen, except for three in tallscreen."
March 03, 2004
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/9782.html
"Why is the Hallway Empty?"
June 04, 2004
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/51997.html
Editorials/Rants/Essays
Chicken Flying Over Grass
May 08, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/1612.html
"This Doesn't Deserve A Funny Title"
December 1st, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/6340.html
"I Got My Learners Permit The Day Of The Blackout of '03"
September 20, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/5229.html
"How To Lose A Girl In 10 Days (and then ask an attendant to call his name over the PA and find her)"
July 08, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/3661.html
"I am Jack's Extremely Moderate Talent At Writing"
July 12, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/4056.html
"I Think Steph's Hot"
May 03, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/1263.html
"Smelly cheese in a Tank, That Grows Mold and Kills People
originally known as
Bacon Double Cheeseburger- now comes with the Antidote!"
June 08, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/2794.html
"Smelly cheese in a Tank, That Grows Mold and Kills People, PART 2"
June 16, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/3108.html
"This Is Where The Story Starts"
May 02, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/749.html
"Your Voice Is Loud and Obnoxious"
May 30, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/2300.html
Short Stories
"Crop Circles in Chia Pets"
May 20, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/1870.html
"Escape The Fish"
January 06, 2004
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/7136.html
"This Story Wasn't Written By Me, It Was Written by Michelle"
May 07, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/1479.html
Reviews
"Monkeys Can Fly, I Don't Know"
June 22, 2003
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maltman/3384.html
Hunter Altman: The Rabbi of Creativity for Fun @ Daves World!
Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool.
- Alabama, True Romance
"She prayed then to whatever power may care/
In comprehending justice for the grief/
Of lovers bound unequally by love"
- Virgil's Aeneid, Book IV:720-722
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| Memories: | 42 entries |
| Interests: | 149: 25th hour, 80's, @fterthought, acting, actors, actresses, adam kesher, agnes bruckner, al franken, ali larter, american beauty, american psycho, animorphs, anna paquin, baseball, beatrix kiddo, betty elms, betty/diane, bill, black mamba, bret easton ellis, brigitte fitzgerald, budd, cabin fever, camilla rhodes, carnivale, choke, chuck palahniuk, chyler leigh, cigarette burns, cigarette burns on dvds, clea duvall, conan o'brien, darren aronofsky, daveigh chase, david fincher, david lynch, day of the dead, dead like me, delores herbig, diane selwyn, diary, diet coke, directors, dominique swain, donnie darko, dvds, echo and the bunnymen, ed norton, edward norton, elle driver, eric norton, erika christensen, erika nelson, fight club, film, food service girl, ginger fitzgerald, ginger snaps, ginger snaps 2: unleashed, girls, gretchen ross, halloween, halloween 6, hold the mayo, holly hunter, horror films, identity, improv, independent film, indie films, invisible monsters, jake gyllenhaal, jason duvall, jena malone, john cazale, joy division, julia stiles, justin theroux, kevin smith, kill bill, kill bill vol. 1, kill bill vol. 2, last call, laura elena harring, leslie neilsen, leslie nielsen, living theatre, lullaby, maggie gyllenhaal, marc maron, mark riley, michael madsen, michael myers, michele mayo, mindfuck movies, movies, mr. blonde, mr. orange, mr. pink, mr. white, mulholland dr., mulholland drive, naomi watts, nightmare on elm street, o-ren ishii, paul o'neill, pei mei, psycho, pulp fiction, quentin tarantino, rachael bella, randi rhodes, requiem for a dream, reservoir dogs, roger avary, rotten fruit, rules of attraction, samara morgan, samuel l. jackson, sarah polley, say anything..., scarlett johannsson, seinfeld, shane spencer, shannyn sossamon, smithtown, smithtown high school, stanley kubrick, stephen king, summersnow, survivor the book, ted from nebraska, the beatles, the blair witch project, the bride, the cowboy, the ring, the rules of attraction, the texas chainsaw massacre, theresa wayman, thora birch, true romance, twiztid, uma thurman, vernita green, yankees, zooey deschanel, zoolander |
| Schools: | Nesconset Elementary - Nesconset, NY (1992 - 1998)
Harbor Country Day School - St. James, NY (1998 - 1999)
Smithtown Middle School - Smithtown, NY (1999 - 2001)
Smithtown High School - Smithtown, NY (2001 - 2005)
Hofstra University - Hempstead, NY (2005 - present)
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| Friends: |  | 81: | ___closetome, __invisible_ink, _i_m_a_g_i_n_e_, _moonriver_, _sempiterna, _uninvited, acolyte13, astarisborn516, atticus_changes, beautifuldoily, blacktapegrrl, br0adwayromance, clichedpeanuts, crushcrawfish, crystalnight, darketernity27, dawhiner, doncallmekafka, dr_ector, dr_nik, emo_kisses, evilcuzimagurl, falconcat, imaloserbabyxx, kimya_dawson_, lanimilbus, last_star, libeledlady, lindyguy, lizzypaul, logiqueestpaix, madswim16, maltman, man_of_vertigo, marronrules, mayzee2005, mazohyst, mindfucktheatre, mountaingoats, mrkite, msclasicrock, musicandmisery, myonlyanodyne, nobody_flame, omgwtfkotter, paperxdoll999, piecesinplace, polkadots, quinnkeeper, rainyday17, royalderwent, ryukonotsuki, sarahvma, senshinaka, shadowless127, shefloats, smallpictures, smartguy1987, spiffymunkee, stirituplove511, strippingpope, tamburlaine, teenytinytina, thailyn, theatercutie143, tis_kt, torrentialstorm, tropicanahannah, tsukinosakura, tvsrfr29532, twiztid_deadgrl, usual__suspect, vanillalight333, westaredsolong, xangelic_jewel, xbeautifulfirex, xpyro_666x, xrandomthoughtx, xyresic, ya_zi_number2, yuugurenobara |  | 97: | 70s_rockbands, 70shorrorfilms, _auteur, _birdsatemyface, _cuttingedge, _pi, _tarantino, _trailers, actual_liberals, aftertaste_13, air_america, animorphs, art_into_chaos, bucketofblood, camdencollege, chuck_palahniuk, chuckpalahniuk, cinephilia, classrockslash, cult_classics, dailydirector, dave_barry, daveigh, davidlynch, deadlyviperelle, der_waffle_haus, dietcokeaddicts, donnie_darko, drihy, driver_kiddo, emilyperkinsfan, eric_idle, familyguy, film_directors, film_fetish, film_snob, film_stills, filmmakers, filmmakersforum, filmmaking, foul_films, gardenstate, ginger__snaps, grammarpolice, guerilla_films, guessthatmug, halloweenmovies, hocus_pocus_, hofstra2009, horror_movies, howtheylooknow, jenamalonefans, john_cusack, justintheroux, kenosha_genius, kill_bill, kill_is_love, kubrickia, last_house, latenite, maggieandpeter, makesilentfilms, michael_madsen, mikemyersfans, montypython, morphz, movie_greats, moviebuffs, moviephiles, movietalk, movietrailers, mulholland__dr, noirfilms, nyc_filmmakers, palins_travels, pre_code_films, pythonicons, ringu, seinfeld, served_cold, shs_politics, silent_films, ssholdthemayo, the__village, thedailyactor, thedailymovie, thedirectors, themathbluze, themoviequiz, thering, therottenfruit, toptenfilms, twinpeaks, videographers, webcest, wtfamiwatching, zombiesunite |  | 1: | averyslave_film |
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| Friend of: | 57: ___closetome, __invisible_ink, _i_m_a_g_i_n_e_, _moonriver_, _sempiterna, acolyte13, astarisborn516, atticus_changes, beautifuldoily, blacktapegrrl, br0adwayromance, chseisnot4wearn, crushcrawfish, crystalnight, darketernity27, doncallmekafka, dr_nik, emo_kisses, falconcat, imaloserbabyxx, lanimilbus, lizzypaul, logiqueestpaix, madswim16, maltman, man_of_vertigo, mayzee2005, mentalocclusion, msclasicrock, musicandmisery, nobody_flame, paperxdoll999, piecesinplace, polkadots, ritzthecracker, royalderwent, ryukonotsuki, sarahvma, senshinaka, shadowless127, smallpictures, smartguy1987, spiffymunkee, stirituplove511, strippingpope, teenytinytina, thailyn, theatercutie143, torrentialstorm, tropicanahannah, tsukinosakura, usual__suspect, vanillalight333, westaredsolong, xangelic_jewel, xrandomthoughtx, ya_zi_number2 |
| Member of: | 102: 100x100movies, 70s_rockbands, 70shorrorfilms, _auteur, _birdsatemyface, _cuttingedge, _pi, _tarantino, _trailers, actual_liberals, addme_horror, aftertaste_13, air_america, animorphs, art_into_chaos, brianstack, bucketofblood, camdencollege, chuck_palahniuk, chuckpalahniuk, cinephilia, cob_newsletter, conan_obrien, conancapsdaily, cult_classics, dave_barry, daveigh, davidlynch, deadlyviperelle, der_waffle_haus, dietcokeaddicts, disturbingfilms, donnie_darko, drihy, emilyperkinsfan, eric_idle, familyguy, film_directors, film_fetish, film_snob, film_stills, filmmakers, filmmakersforum, filmmaking, foul_films, gardenstate, ginger__snaps, grammarpolice, guerilla_films, guessthatmug, halloweenmovies, hocus_pocus_, hofstra2009, horror_movies, howtheylooknow, jenamalonefans, john_cusack, justintheroux, kenosha_genius, kill_bill, kubrickia, last_house, latenite, maggieandpeter, makesilentfilms, mastersofhorror, michael_madsen, mikemyersfans, montyilove, montypython, morphz, movie_greats, moviebuffs, moviephiles, movietalk, movietrailers, mulholland__dr, noirfilms, nyc_filmmakers, palins_travels, pre_code_films, pythonicons, ringu, seinfeld, served_cold, shs_politics, silent_films, ssholdthemayo, the__village, thedailyactor, thedailymovie, thedirectors, themathbluze, themoviequiz, thering, therottenfruit, toptenfilms, twinpeaks, videographers, webcest, wtfamiwatching, zombiesunite |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
